Thumbs-up from Roger Taylor

Monday 31 July, 5.10pm (Saatchi & Saatchi Ad Agency, Central London): We’re at the London headquarters of ad agency Saatchi & Saatchi, being interviewed to appear in their new worldwide ad campaign for Doc Martens. Apparently Doc Martens are releasing a hip new range of footwear designed to revamp their image. They take some photos, ask us about the band and tell us they’ll be in touch. I take pains to make it abundantly clear that we’re no crack-whores to the perfidious talons of the advertising industry and at all stages will passionately protect our artistic integrity, even if ...