This would never happen to a guitarist…

Tuesday 27 February, 11.15am (Turnkey Music, Central London): I am in Turnkey Music on Tottenham Court Road, looking for a new keyboard to take on our upcoming Irish tour. The first thing you need to know here is that, historically, piano players languish right at the bottom of the music consumer food chain. Anyone unfortunate enough to wander into a music shop with the misguided intention of buying a keyboard will find themselves being treated with the same level of respect you might reserve for a right-wing paedophile who shoots puppies. I have found the exact model I’m after ...